I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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