Buhtt sex?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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