Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
How external is "for external use only"?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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