haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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