The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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