What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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I didn't notice because vodka
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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