Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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