margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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