My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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