they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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