Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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