ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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