I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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