It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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