Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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