Already got asked if we're dating
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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