CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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