Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude i'm inner monologue high
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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