What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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