if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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