Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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