Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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