oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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