She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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