is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize