I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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