i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you guys were way drunker than both of me
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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