Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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