My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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