these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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