she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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