Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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