Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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