Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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