Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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