I just made out with a guy for $7.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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