anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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