this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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