It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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