My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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