maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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