My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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