Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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