you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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