omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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