My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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