there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize