and you said cock pushups were impossible
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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