like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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