she was so not down for the gang bang
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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